Thank you gay man!

Letter to the gay man left on an apartment block porch in Newtown.

Mind boggles:

1. What's in the letter?
2. How could there be 'The' gay man in an apartment block in Newtown? There's no 'one gay person per apartment block' rule that I'm aware of. 
3. Maybe Gay Man is a super hero. In which case what heroic deed had he done to deserve a thank you letter?

The Tradesman's Entrance

Some hipster anti-love on a residential front door, Chippendale.

Poo

A homemade doggy bag sign in Marrickville. We like how somebody has take a cheerful, positive approach to a stinky problem.

Sign of the times

A welcome sign in these hard times when every third shop in King Street Newton is a freaking frozen yoghurt joint.

Cyber Squatting

Some genius is selling domain names on rubbish bins in Newtown. Tops.

In the Cathouse

Love how this cat house gets it's own street number. It's the little things that make me love Newtown so much.

Straya Day

 I've been looking for a way to attached VB cans to my Speedos. This fine Straya Day display at Cream clothes shop in Newtown is the answer to my prayers.

Serenity Now

The Festivus spirit lives on at this house in Redfern, with a large colour pinup of the Festivus spiritual guru, Frank Costanza, pegged up on the porch.

Woolworths BBQ Chicken Sign Marrickville

Sign at Marrickville Metro Woolies advertising a whopping 12 cent discount on BBQ chooks. Such swell folks.

Vegan Meat Pies of Newtown

Another street sign for Egan Street gets an extra "V", right in front of the Pie Face pie shop, a festival of manufactured meat, nice one. We hate to admit it but Pie Face does a hellava sausage roll, sorry vegans.

Attention All Dogs...

A sign requesting that dogs don't poo or wee in this curbside garden in Enmore. It will never work, dogs never wear their reading glasses when going walkies.

Moshi Moshi

Street art installation Newtown. I called but was put through to Kristina Keneally's extensions.

Ford Falcon vs Porsche Boxter

Great parking - a bomby old Falcon with it's toebar backed right into a zillion dollar Porsche Boxter. Or was it the other way round?

HP Touchpad Works Like Nothing Else...

An unfortunate slogan, ad in Darling Harbour a couple of days after the great $99 HP Touchpad selloff...

What The?

Feel the need to play pool in your PVC bondage gear? Then head on up to Cue City in Chinatown...

Posh Monaro

Yes folks, that's a lah-de-dah super posh Bentley motor vehicle, complete with fluffy dice. Parramatta Road.

High Class Romance

Now we are truly part of Asia, a new love hotel, "Villa Exotica" has opened in Pitt Street. Rates are $45 - per hour I guess - different themed rooms - byo special friend. Giddyup!





But it couldn't be as classy as the High Class Romance Hotel in Hong Kong...

Munchies

The the bistro at the newly revamped Abercrombie Hotel does stoner food specials: everything baked or fried. I wonder if there's Tim Tams for dessert.

Eureka

I'm full of crap, I'll be rich!

Spitting Image

We're not in Singapore anymore Toto, we're in Auburn.