The Tradesman's Entrance

Some hipster anti-love on a residential front door, Chippendale.

Sign of the times

A welcome sign in these hard times when every third shop in King Street Newton is a freaking frozen yoghurt joint.

Cyber Squatting

Some genius is selling domain names on rubbish bins in Newtown. Tops.

Fuckwit of the Year

What an Australia Day present...

Some complete and utter tool has painted over the beautiful signage on the wall of King Street Cyclery, Newtown. This vintage motor garage signage probably dates back to around 1940 and was a wonderful piece of history. I just can't believe somebody would paint over this. A piece of Australian history is destroyed forever. Why don't you paint over "I had a Dream" while you're at it? Whoever did this: you are a complete and utter small dick fuckknuckle

There's some many great artists doing wonderful street art in the area and then we have this. And taggers. It doesn't just make me angry, it makes me depressed. Rant over.

Waratah Neptune Oil...

Some lovely vintage service station advertising on the wall of Newtown's King Street Cyclery appears after the burning down and flattening of the old laundromat next door. Shame some frecklehead had to put some crap graffiti on it. There's street art and then there's street arse.

How Low Can You Go?

Sign taped to a front gate in Enmore...

Vegan Meat Pies of Newtown

Another street sign for Egan Street gets an extra "V", right in front of the Pie Face pie shop, a festival of manufactured meat, nice one. We hate to admit it but Pie Face does a hellava sausage roll, sorry vegans.

Attention All Dogs...

A sign requesting that dogs don't poo or wee in this curbside garden in Enmore. It will never work, dogs never wear their reading glasses when going walkies.

Stinky

Great number plate...

No Parking.

That's telling them, Newtown style.

Roping a Cow or Pulling A Plough

Ye olde signage preserved on a house front in Annandale.

HP Touchpad Works Like Nothing Else...

An unfortunate slogan, ad in Darling Harbour a couple of days after the great $99 HP Touchpad selloff...

What The?

Feel the need to play pool in your PVC bondage gear? Then head on up to Cue City in Chinatown...

High Class Romance

Now we are truly part of Asia, a new love hotel, "Villa Exotica" has opened in Pitt Street. Rates are $45 - per hour I guess - different themed rooms - byo special friend. Giddyup!





But it couldn't be as classy as the High Class Romance Hotel in Hong Kong...

Poo

Pidgeon shit - just what you need to complete your image. Newtown.

Munchies

The the bistro at the newly revamped Abercrombie Hotel does stoner food specials: everything baked or fried. I wonder if there's Tim Tams for dessert.

Eureka

I'm full of crap, I'll be rich!

Spitting Image

We're not in Singapore anymore Toto, we're in Auburn.

Engrish

Jizz fashion store in the city, all the clothes feel a little stiff and crinkly.

Chesty Bond

Chesty Bond from the old Bonds factory in Camperdown, still smiling after all the jobs have moved offshore.