Wank

Point camera at lights at night and wiggle it round heaps and you have art. Tops.

Playing Possum

Possums in Victoria Park, next to Sydney University, shaking down nightstrollers for snacks.

An Apple a Millennium

To whoever thought it would be funny to put an apple on the lion's paw on the Gilgamesh monument at Sydney University: thankyou.

Kangaroo Gargoyle at Sydney University

Not everybody has a favourite gargolye, but my missus does. The Kangaroo gargoyle on the main Quadrant building at Sydney University looks like Skippy at the end of a three day ice binge. One day I'll go back and get a good picture in the right light with the right camera. One day.